I said to start the conversations early and keep them going over the years…

Conversation #1: I’m sorry about the emasculating sandals your mom put on you this morning.

Conversation #2: Ditto for the seersucker shorts. Does she think you’re going through fraternity rush later today?

Conversation #3: I just signed you up for the 2016 Little League season. We’ll get your glove later today so we can start wearing it in.

Conversation #4: Your Mimi is DaBomb.com.

Conversation #5: War Eagle, son!